Can I stay with you?

Hey Bobby,

My friend Patrick and I are coming to Southern Cal. for a visit and wondered if we could stay with you? We won't be much trouble, just have the bath water ready and we are good to go.
We can't wait to meet Shaniqua and little Patapat and of course Ellen. We also hear your cute cousin Emma might be in town, we would like to see her too.
It's been forever since I've seen you! It will be great to see you again, just like old times.

Your friend,

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