It's a girl!!!

HER NAME IS GONNA BE PATAGONIA!!! (pat-uh-joe-nee-uh)

We found out today at the docter's @ 12:27pm!!! Her due date is November 23rd!!!!!! ME AND BOBERT are SOOOOOOOO excited!! We're gtting all ready...oh it's so EXCITING!!!

- Shaniqua

Bobert's Halloween thoughts and an announcement

I think I'm gonna be a vampire for Halloween. My wife Shaniqua is going to be a witch. You should see my costume...it's rocking awesome! I'll post a picture soon.

Guess what? Me and shaniqua are gonna have a baby in the family soon!!! If it's a boy we're going to name him Bobby-Ben. If it's a girl we're going to name her Shanibob. Isn't it wonderful?!?!?!?!?

Elder Bumpkin

Bobert,
We were at the pumpkin patch and we met your old mission companion, Elder Bumpkin! I know he's gained a few pounds in his stomach, and he is bald, but we thought you would still recognize him! He works at the pumpkin patch to earn extra money to take his girlfriend out to the movies. You'll never believe who is girlfriend is.... it is She-nay-nay, Sheniqua's twin sister! You might soon be brothers-in-law!!!!

Wedding Annoucement!

Bobert and Sheniqua....

Bob and Roberta

are proud to announce the marriage of their son

BOBERT

to

SHENIQUA

They will be married in the temple tomorrow.

They have been dating for one day and have been engaged for one day. They are "madly, wonderfuly and magically totally in love." They met on Bobert's blog. Bobert picked here almost imediately!

They hope they'll see you at their reception.

Facts about Sheniqua

Sheniqua is a famous pop star. She wants to marry Bobert, but is waiting for him to ask her out officially. She would like to have 4 kids. She wants to name them Link, Lock, Earl and Pearl.

My reply to the Barbies

I am not interested in dating outside of my own species...Sheniqua might be an exception...! SO! While I am very flattered...NO! Thank you for understanding...

:D

Marry me!

Dear Bobert,

Hi! We are the Barbie girls. We are lined up because we want to marry you. Maybe we can set up some dates to get to know you better.

Love,

Pearl, Moonlight, Lolly, Prestine, Tesslynn, Freaky Sally, Shaniqua, and Bobette

Bobert's Traumatizing Experience

He's a dummy but he's not really a dummy. He's a dummy in the fake way not the other way. Even if he was a dummy in the other way nothing could have stopped this traumatizing experience from happening. You see, Bobert was just riding his skateboard...popping a few tricks...stuff like that. But then he fell on the side of the road. He just lied there hoping...waiting.... Nobody stopped. Nobody helped him. People looked and staired but never stopped because they thought he was "just a dummy." Finally he was picked up and was alright! But that didn't stop him from being traumatized. We usually don't talk about it but Bobert thought the public should know. Soon some pictures will be up but we warn you...they are not for the weak at heart.

Introducing Bobert

Bobert is 23 and can't wait until September 21st when he will turn 24. He recently got back from a church mission in Turkey. He was born on aisle 17 at Stater Bros. at 9:13 (and three seconds) a.m. He grew up happy except for when he got made fun of for his flat head. He is single and is looking for a wife. He currently lives on Wetmen Ave. in California.

This is a blog of Bobert's Dummy Days!